NO MORE SINGING MUMMY!!!!
Brilliant - I love it and yes my singing is bad!
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! 'Home Alone' Style, of course!!
Did he? Nooooo. Really? He put it where? In his.....? Owww that must have hurt!
Excellent. I have loved reading these and everyone else's. They have definitely made me smile today!